Apathetic Assistant Gifts

"Nihilistic customer service"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Do you have an appointment?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Not much money, glory, or praise

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Buster, run this past legal."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'Mr. Kibbles is out. Would you like to see Mr. Bits?'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir