Apathy Analyst Gifts

Looking for a humorous way to acknowledge the laid-back attitude of an apathy analyst? Our unique collection features clever designs that celebrate their cool, detached style with wit and charm. Perfect for those who excel at keeping their emotions in check yet appreciate a good laugh. Whether it's for a desk, a cozy corner, or an everyday outfit, our products add personality and humor to their world.

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Apolitical

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Off Duty.

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

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"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me." mockup

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.' mockup

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Hypochondria Hospital

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Postcards from Heaven...

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.' mockup

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries." mockup

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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