Apathy Aficionado Gifts

Wash Cycles.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The Surly Yoof

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Remorse code

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"A mouse! A mouse!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."

"I knew it. I just KNEW it. How long have I had this condition, doctor? Is there a cure? Oh, God, it just had to be disease, didn't it..." Cathy finds out that she has hypochondria.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."