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Wash Cycles.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The Surly Yoof

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Remorse code

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"Why Americans don't vote"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

I made fun of your age the other day. I'd like to apologize. That's odd. Does the blade of grass apologize to the lawnmower? Does the bug apologize to the windshield? Does the ant apologize to the boot? Those are some interesting analogies. Did they make more sense back in the middle ages when you first came up with them? I sense a boot coming

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

It's "mea culpa," Brother Ernest, not "my bad."

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."