Apathetic Philosopher Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for an apathetic philosopher? Explore our collection of clever, humorous items that resonate with their calm, nonchalant attitude. These thoughtful and funny products are perfect for those who view life through a detached lens, offering a unique blend of wit and introspection to brighten their day.

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Simon the Hippy

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'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.' mockup

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

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"Put me down as 'past caring'."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY' mockup

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

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"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign." mockup

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever... mockup

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience. mockup

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?" mockup

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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Two uses for ten minutes in America. mockup

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

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Library of War and Peace

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'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?' mockup

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

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"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas," mockup

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place. mockup

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

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"Nothing happens next. This is it." mockup

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

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"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?" mockup

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

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"Now, what am I here for?"

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'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.' mockup

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

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'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.' mockup

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

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'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.' mockup

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

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'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.' mockup

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

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"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on." mockup

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

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"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature." mockup

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

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Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

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I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.

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Apathetic Philosopher Gifts Collection

Apathetic Philosopher Mugs

Discover our collection of witty mugs designed for apathetic philosophers—perfect for their unruffled demeanor and love for a clever chai.

Apathetic Philosopher Pillows

Explore pillows that echo the chill, philosophical attitude of your favorite thinker—soft, witty, and uniquely amusing.

Apathetic Philosopher Prints

Add a touch of humor and philosophy to their decor with prints that celebrate their cool, indifferent outlook on life.

Apathetic Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection inspired by apathetic philosophers—fashion that’s as relaxed and clever as they are.