Apathetic Voter Ally Pillows

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

Democratic Debate

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

US Snail Mail.

Wash Cycles.