Apathetic Voter Ally Pillows

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"Why Americans don't vote"

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

Election 'Dunvotin'

"You're still here. So much for wishes."

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'

Democratic Debate

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

Reparations? How Can You Justify That?

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

US Snail Mail.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'