I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?
Apathetic Voter Ally Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for the apathetic voter ally? Our collection combines humor and insight to connect with those who care about voting but sometimes feel unmotivated. Whether it’s a coffee mug, a T-shirt, or a motivational print, you’ll find clever ways to spark their interest and encourage civic engagement. These thoughtfully designed items speak to their passion for change, with a touch of wit to make a meaningful statement.
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"
Can't Vote/Why Vote?
No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
"Everyone is so cynical these days."
VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'
"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."
Two uses for ten minutes in America.
"Why Americans don't vote"
Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.
"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"
"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"
DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)
"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."
"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."
"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."
'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'
"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."
Election 'Dunvotin'
"You're still here. So much for wishes."
EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'
'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'
'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'
Democratic Debate
Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!
'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''
"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."
Reparations? How Can You Justify That?
"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."
US Snail Mail.
VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, except as a last resort!'
Apathetic Voter Ally Gifts Collection
Apathetic Voter Ally Mugs
Looking for more gifts for the apathetic voter ally? Our collection of mugs combines humor and motivation, perfect for sparking conversations and encouraging civic pride.
Apathetic Voter Ally Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows for the apathetic voter ally. These charming designs add a humorous touch to their space while inspiring civic engagement.
Apathetic Voter Ally Prints
Browse inspiring prints for the apathetic voter ally. Thoughtfully crafted, these pieces serve as daily reminders of the importance of their voice in democracy.
Apathetic Voter Ally T-Shirts
Discover our selection of T-shirts for the apathetic voter ally. Witty slogans and vibrant designs motivate and remind them of the power they hold in voting.