Two uses for ten minutes in America.
Apathetic Voter T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the apathetic voter’s relaxed outlook. These shirts blend humor and attitude, making casual wear a fun conversation starter about staying uninvolved or amused by politics.
Election 'Dunvotin'
"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
"Nihilistic customer service"
Can't Vote/Why Vote?
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"
"Everyone is so cynical these days."
VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.
"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"
"Why Americans don't vote"
"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."
The longest Tuesday ever...
Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.
'I hate it when people vote with their feet'
"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"
DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)
"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."
"As your new MP I promise to always tell you the truth. My campaign was a tissue of lies."
Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!
'There goes an honest politician -- his only campaign promises are 'death and taxes.''
EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'
'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'
Democratic Debate
"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."
'Is it my imagination, or was there once a time when we at least pretended to give a rat's patootie?'
'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'
Not to do list - Vote.
I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?
"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."
"And I'm happy to report I've formed an exploratory committee to help me determine whatever the hell it is you people want to hear."
Apathetic Voter T-Shirts Collection
Apathetic Voter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty takes on apathy and politics—perfect to bring humor and personality to your coffee or tea routine.
Apathetic Voter Pillows
Add a playful note to your home with pillows that showcase humorous views on political disinterest. Comfortable and funny, they’re sure to be conversation starters.
Apathetic Voter Prints
Decorate with clever prints that highlight the humorous side of political apathy—great for sprucing up any room with wit and style.