Disenchanted Idealist Gifts

Paleaosarah....She's a quitter!

"Ever felt as though you're in Life's spam folder?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Citizen of the world.

'Idealist'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Citizen Cane...

Biblical Teenager

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

Non-profit organization chart

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'

Have you hugged your money today?

Sad Statue of Liberty