Twisted Gift Humor Pillows

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

CATS ONLY!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Helicopter as a clothes drier

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

'Here's a splendid cake sent in by a Mr Mugabe of Harare.'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

santa claus megaphone.