Tv Couch Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the ultimate TV couch commentator? Our collection features hilarious and thoughtful items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate their sharp wit and love for the game. Perfect for fans and casual viewers alike, these products bring humor and personality to any TV watching session, making every game day or binge-watch special.

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'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.' mockup

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

'John is watching the game under protest.' mockup

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!" mockup

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

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"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

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'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.' mockup

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

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'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!' mockup

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

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"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again." mockup

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

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Pundits

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'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?' mockup

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

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'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.' mockup

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

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Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything mockup

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

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College Bowl Games - Sponsors

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"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel." mockup

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

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'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...' mockup

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

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'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?' mockup

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

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"I am a control freak."

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"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media." mockup

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!" mockup

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

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'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!'' mockup

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

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"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

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