Travel Restriction Commentator Gifts

Travel Bans for South Africa

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Injured backpacker.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

A confinement of convicts

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Airline concerns.

Keep out - Covid-19

The Photographer

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Memo: Cancel flight.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"I'm starting to think those rave reviews about this place are rigged."

A turkey on a baggage carousel

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

Porcupine about to sit next to skunk on airplane.

Poverty in Tourist Attractions