Travel Restriction Commentator Prints

Travel Bans for South Africa

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Injured backpacker.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

A confinement of convicts

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Airline concerns.

Keep out - Covid-19

The Photographer

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'Memo: Cancel flight.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

A turkey on a baggage carousel

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"I'm starting to think those rave reviews about this place are rigged."

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Poverty in Tourist Attractions