Tortoise Tribe Gifts

Are you searching for a gift for a Tortoise Tribe enthusiast? Our collection highlights the lovable, wise creatures that inspire patience and persistence. From charming mugs to stylish t-shirts, find creative ways to honor their peaceful spirit and love for nature. Whether for a dedicated friend or yourself, these fun and thoughtful products make slow and steady the new cool.

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The tortoise and the Harley.

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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE) mockup

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year." mockup

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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Blind man walking a tortoise.

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"Eat my dust!"

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell. mockup

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

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"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on." mockup

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

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Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

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'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist. mockup

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

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'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...' mockup

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

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"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!" mockup

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

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'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!' mockup

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

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'Multiple personality.'

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'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!' mockup

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

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'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!' mockup

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

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'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?' mockup

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

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"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise." mockup

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

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Brexit Tortoise

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"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace." mockup

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Old Tortoise

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'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...' mockup

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

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Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man. mockup

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

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"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!" mockup

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

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'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.' mockup

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

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Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming... mockup

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

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Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

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Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.' mockup

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

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"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..." mockup

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

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"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years." mockup

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

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Tortoise Goes For A Swim

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Tortoise Tribe Gifts Collection

Tortoise Tribe Mugs

Explore our collection of Tortoise Tribe mugs and find the perfect gift to inspire patience and humor at every coffee or tea break.

Tortoise Tribe Pillows

Add a cozy touch with our Tortoise Tribe pillows, featuring charming designs that promote relaxation and patience in your living space.

Tortoise Tribe Prints

Inspire your décor with Tortoise Tribe prints. Celebrate the wisdom of slow living with artwork that brings peaceful vibes to your walls.

Tortoise Tribe T-Shirts

Discover our Tortoise Tribe t-shirts, where slow and steady wins style. Perfect for expressing your love for these gentle giants in any casual outfit.