Tortoise Club Members Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with your favorite tortoise club member? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that highlight the charm of these gentle creatures. Designed for those who believe in taking their time and enjoying the journey, our products are perfect for expressing appreciation and shared interests. Whether they’re a passionate turtle lover or a patient soul, find a gift that captures the spirit of tortoise devotion with unique, fun designs.

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'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm' mockup

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE) mockup

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year." mockup

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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"Eat my dust!"

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Blind man walking a tortoise.

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"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on." mockup

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell. mockup

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

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Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

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'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

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'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...' mockup

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

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'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...' mockup

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist. mockup

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

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'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!' mockup

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

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"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!" mockup

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

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'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!' mockup

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

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"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace." mockup

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

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Brexit Tortoise

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'Multiple personality.'

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'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!' mockup

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

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"I've downsized."

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'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?' mockup

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

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"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise." mockup

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

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'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.' mockup

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

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"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!" mockup

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

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Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.' mockup

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

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Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

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Old Tortoise

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Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming... mockup

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

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'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...' mockup

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man. mockup

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

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"Get rich slow"

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Tortoise Club Members Gifts Collection

Tortoise Club Members Mugs

Explore our delightful collection of tortoise-themed mugs, perfect for those who appreciate the slow pace and charming personalities of these gentle creatures.

Tortoise Club Members Pillows

Discover cozy pillows adorned with charming tortoise designs, ideal for adding personality and comfort to any living space for club members.

Tortoise Club Members Prints

Beautify any room with our beautiful tortoise prints, capturing the gentle spirit and enduring charm of tortoise enthusiasts everywhere.

Tortoise Club Members T-Shirts

Find a fun and stylish tortoise-themed t-shirt that celebrates patience and perseverance—great for every club member with a love for these slow movers.