Text Decoding Detective Gifts

Dog Typos.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Barks in code.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Scouse For Beginners

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

Marooned Optometrist

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

'Hey, Bill. When you're done deciphering that terror threat, can you help me figure my kid's text message?'

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

But this doesn't really define me