Text Decoding Detective Prints

Dog Typos.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Barks in code.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Scouse For Beginners

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Marooned Optometrist

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

'Hey, Bill. When you're done deciphering that terror threat, can you help me figure my kid's text message?'

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

But this doesn't really define me