Tennis Umpire Gifts

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

COWS: Cow Pong

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Once more, with fury."

Baseball.