Tennis Instructor Gifts

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

"Watch out for his back hand."

'You hold the racket like this. . . then drain your spaghetti like this.'

'I hear Sandra's gone off with the tennis coach.'

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

Piano Recital

I think you're ace

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Novak Djokovic

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...