Tennis Instructor Pillows

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

"Watch out for his back hand."

'You hold the racket like this. . . then drain your spaghetti like this.'

'I hear Sandra's gone off with the tennis coach.'

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

I think you're ace

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Piano Recital

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"