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"And one other thing....It's not on the CV, but I golf."

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

It can be taken up at any age....

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

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