Golf Instructors Pillows

Golf Tips (For Police)

"And one other thing....It's not on the CV, but I golf."

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

On the back of the t-shirt...

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

It can be taken up at any age....

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.