Golf Coaches Pillows

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

I like the Jets...I guess

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

It can be taken up at any age....

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

The Amateur Golfer

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!