Golf Coaches Pillows

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

I like the Jets...I guess

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

It can be taken up at any age....

COWS: Cow Pong

Golf lessons

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

How's My Drive?

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!