Golf Course Managers Pillows

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

The Golfing Accident

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

It can be taken up at any age....

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

The Amateur Golfer

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

How's My Drive?

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."