Golf Course Manager Pillows

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.

"What have you done?"

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'Bendler? Rich here. It's almost noon. What do you say we meet on the course in thirty minutes?'

Mole living in golf hole.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'