Golf Course Manager Gifts

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

"What have you done?"

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'Bendler? Rich here. It's almost noon. What do you say we meet on the course in thirty minutes?'

Mole living in golf hole.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

It can be taken up at any age....

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

The Amateur Golfer

Finally! There comes my most important man!

How's My Drive?

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"