Golf Course Designer Gifts

Who Designed This Course?

Royalty playing golf

"Otherwise it's just same ol', same ol'."

Golfer chased by tiger yells, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'

'Your golf course design company is doing wonders...'

Octopus Golf Hazard

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Gardener

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

I think you're ace

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Swing

Weeds

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Don't move.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Golf Gremlin.