Golf Course Stylist Gifts

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

The Golfing Accident

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Robot Jogger

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

The Golf Gremlin.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tired Woods

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

I love tennis