Golf Course Stylist Mugs

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

The Golfing Accident

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

The Golf Gremlin.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

I love tennis

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved