Golf Course Managers Gifts

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

It can be taken up at any age....

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Golf lessons

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

The Amateur Golfer

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

How's My Drive?

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"