Golf Event Organizer Gifts

'This is not what I expected at a charity golf tournament.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Man, times have changed.'

Face painting by numbers.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Occupational Hazards.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Tombola Winner