Golf Event Organizer Mugs

'This is not what I expected at a charity golf tournament.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Man, times have changed.'

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sloth 10K.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.