Mini-golf Architect Gifts

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Building giant sand pies.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'Putter'.

"Your earlier work was better."

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Sink the putt or else!

Model Shop

'No we do not supply caddies.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'Would you like a cart?'

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'