Mini-golf Architect Prints

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Clock Face Golf Set

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Putter'.

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Your earlier work was better."

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Model Shop

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'