Table Tennis Coach Gifts

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

The return of Miss Subways

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Safety meeting.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Anyone for tennis?"

Wimbledon-the movie.

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Cat and mouse tennis court

Ping Pong

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."