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"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

The return of Miss Subways

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Murray out of Wimbledon...

Safety meeting.

Wimbledon-the movie.

"Anyone for tennis?"

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Ping Pong

Cat and mouse tennis court