Table Tennis Amateur T-Shirts

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The return of Miss Subways

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

conversing using table tennis technology

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat