Table Tennis Amateur Pillows

"You're not taking this policy meeting seriously enough..."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

COWS: Cow Pong

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Table tennis.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The return of Miss Subways

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'