Tennis Coach Gifts

'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

'Advantage' (Tennis player has huge racket).

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Tennis coach says to player, 'People are calling you the next Tim Henman!' Player responds with, 'Bastards!'

Dog ball-boy.

'It's better to keep the second ball in your pocket.'

Tennis talking over the net.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'

"His serve is excellent, his forehand is strong, his backhand and net game are coming along well, but he needs a louder grunt."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

'That's my grunting coach.'

'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'

City Tennis Club

"Once more, with fury."

'Time!!'

Lawn Tennis

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Martina Navratilova

'Now remember,stay alert. This guy has a very powerful backhand' (a game of tennis about to start).

Tennis player lands on the net.

Murray out of Wimbledon...

'Now keep your eye on the ball.'

"My pro said this would help my net game."

Cat and mouse tennis court

Tennis

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

COWS: Cow Pong

Angry tennis player.