Golf Coach Gifts

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf lessons

"Duh!"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"I would use a three iron."

"Fore!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

How's My Drive?

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Actually, the hardest part in teaching him was getting him to stop fetching the ball after he hit it!"

Golf Crime Scene.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

'The president is unavailable, he's been so worried about the budget that he['s not sleeping...He's taking a little nap...'