Tennis Official Gifts

'Get Hawkeye to check this.'

'Line judge eye centre'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

COWS: Cow Pong

Egyptian Football

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Cat and mouse.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Pole Vault Rules

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Now what?!'

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

"Once more, with fury."

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'