Tennis Official Mugs

'Get Hawkeye to check this.'

'Line judge eye centre'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Egyptian Football

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Once more, with fury."

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Now what?!'

'Are you blind ref?'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"