Tennis Umpire Pillows

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Novak Djokovic

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'...I don't like your chances!'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Cat and mouse.

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Cricket widow's revenge 2

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'