Armchair Umpire Pillows

No Strike Zone Man.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I think they're up to something.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Goal!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'