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No Strike Zone Man.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Goal!"

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'