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"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

"He likes it."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Carrot VS Stick

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Kim-Putin Summit

"Ahh, shade."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

Lisbon Treaty.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'War!... What's it good for?'

Military history

"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

The next drone flight

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"C-Span is our reality television."

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Nato