Armchair Strategist Pillows

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Terrorists and politicians

The next drone flight

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

Trust the Jarl of Orkney to mock your reluctance to invest in a moat

'Hey, Ferguson — think fast!'

Nato

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"RFK Jr. is dropping out of the race. I wonder what he'll do with all his free time?"

Kim-Putin Summit

The US's weapon aids to Taiwan

Putin nukes

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Turkish Democracy

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

The Decline of Europe

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

The Three Kinds of People

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I don't believe in egrets."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."