Armchair Geopolitical Strategists Pillows

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The president's men

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

The New World Order

"Beg for peace!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'