Political Strategy Buffs Pillows

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The president's men

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Tariff Wars

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

The Greek Trampoline

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Very Presidential."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'