Political Strategy Buffs Mugs

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The president's men

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

CIA report

Tariff Wars

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

The Greek Trampoline

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Very Presidential."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

We Used to Build Things

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!

Split Decision

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'