Political Strategy Buff Mugs

President Pence

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"What a great return on my investment eh comrade?"

The president's men

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Tariff Wars

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

The Greek Trampoline

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Moulting"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!